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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Women's Rights

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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