What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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maddie latino

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Hi Shelby!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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