- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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