Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Derp

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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