A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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jack shine has boobs

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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