What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Sonic

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Har har hey

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acualy is dolan

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