What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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