There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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