I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Anti Joke

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