What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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