Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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27

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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kk

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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the battle of waterloo

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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you first

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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