How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Male leadership.

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american government

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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