Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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NASCAR

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Anti Joke

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