What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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whoa there

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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