- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

women's rights

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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