What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Jaden McMichael

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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alert("The Game");

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Anti Joke

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