- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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