What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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