What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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