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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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