I bet you read this. Told ya.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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There is a car full of black people.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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