Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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...Jack Vale

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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