one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

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