Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Farts smell bad!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Anti Joke

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