You sick fiend

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Jake. Walsh.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Dance is a sport

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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I won the game.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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