Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

David Silberberg is gay

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A car walks into a bar.

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