Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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