What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Your life

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Take my wife- to the store.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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yada yada

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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