man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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