How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Kate

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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