Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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I saw a shovel once.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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