Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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