A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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