Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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whats black? a black man

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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