Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Are you a tree

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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