Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Brad Fuller!

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A: Do you like it B: No

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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