How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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butt sex

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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