why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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planking.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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The WNBA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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