what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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