What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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So does Blake

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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