Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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You are Nerochan right?

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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