why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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