1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Anti Joke

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