What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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