Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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My Nan, that is all.

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hello

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Anti Joke

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