A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Your mom.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Religion

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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womens rights!

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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