- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Guess what? SHADAP

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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