Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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