Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Cancer

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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