Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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knock knock go away

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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