Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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???????????? WTF?

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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