What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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hi dave

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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