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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Hitler is my role model

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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A whale's vagina

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diarrhea.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Justin

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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