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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Barack Obama

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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