What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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