- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Everybody will die

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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