What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Boobs are nasty!

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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