How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Ron Paul for President!

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Charlie Sheen

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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The Holocaust

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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