what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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knock knock whos their a person

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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