What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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