What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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