"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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