what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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My spelling is horrible

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Take part of what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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