A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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