What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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how do you win a game try your best

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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