What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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