A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Rebecca Black

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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