a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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