In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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penis hehehehe

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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