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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

The chickens have become self-aware!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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