A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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