What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Andoni was here

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Pickles are powerful

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

womens rights.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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