what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Where's my tractor?

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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