waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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