q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Homo say what?

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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