Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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