- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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