Women's Rights.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Penis.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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