An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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