A fat man buys a salad

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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this website...

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Women's Rights.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Penis.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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