Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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An asian walks out of math class

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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