What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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