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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

a irish man walks past a bar

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

knock knock go away ok

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