Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Anti Joke

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