Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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