Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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