What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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